Facebook vanity names

Hang on, this is going to be another one of my long story telling posts.

I’m going to at least assume that everyone has heard of Facebook. Two years ago that wouldn’t have been true and I would have had to explain it but I think it’s gone mainstream enough that everyone in the family should know what it is.

I was an early adopter and got into Facebook through kind of a loophole. Facebook was originally set up by some guys at Harvard who originally created it just for their dorm. Pretty soon, they expanded it to the whole campus. Kids at Harvard adopted it so quickly that the founders thought it might catch on at other campuses so within just a few months they expanded to other schools.

Originally, Facebook was somewhat of a closed system. There was a kind of a club atmosphere about it because you could supposedly only join if you were in college and you only could connect with other people on your campus. The way that Facebook controlled it was they would only allow you on if you had an authrorized email address from your school. That’s the loophole that I exploited.

The Penn State Alumni Association has run an email forwarding service for years. Members can sign up for an alumni email address – mine is larryfall@psualum.com. You can then set up that address to forward your emails to whatever your current real email address is. Years ago this was a handy service for recent alums because their email address would often change as they changed jobs.

Somehow, I found out that Facebook was accepting the psualum.com domain as an authorized Penn State address in addition to the university’s psu.edu domain, so I jumped on it. I signed up using Uncle Larry as my name.

One of the earliest things that I did on Facebook was set up an “I have seen Uncle Larry’s Invisible Deck” as a Facebook group. Whenever I would do my invisible deck routine to some students downtown, I would encourage them to sign up for my group even often handing out business cards with the group’s name on it (consider it a form of “personal branding” even before that became a hot buzzwords). I’d add a few people to the group every weekend and I soon got up to around a 100 members or so. I’m sure part of the novelty of joining the group and friending me was the fact that I was an “old guy” on Facebook (for the longest while, I was easily the oldest Penn State guy on Facebook – there were only a couple of people whose class was even within 30 years of mine).

One of the problems with my “Invisible Deck” group was that only people who were on the Penn State Facebook Network could sign up for it. I would often do the trick for someone who was on Facebook but part of another network and they couldn’t join my group. Eventually Facebook solved that problem by creating Global Groups that were open to everyone. At that point I created another “Invisible Deck” group but made it global and started pointing people to that one as the preferred one to join.

In the meantime, Facebook was experiencing explosive growth and they decided to expand beyond colleges. When they did that, I knew that it would take off among the general population to so I signed up for another Facebook account using a non PSU email address and my real name. I figured I’d use the Larry Fall Facebook account for my friends in the real world while continuing the Uncle Larry persona for students that I ran into doing my downtown magic routine.

That worked well and good for a while until Facebook somehow found out that Uncle Larry and Larry Fall were one and the same person. To this day, I’m not sure how they figured that out (you’d think that they would have better things to do). My best guess is that it was part of their campaign to eliminate a lot of the fake accounts that people were setting up. The basically disabled both accounts and contacted me saying that I was violating their terms of condition by maintaining two accounts.

I tried my best to convince them that “Uncle Larry” was a “stage name” that I used doing my “street magic performing art” and that I ought to be allowed to maintain the two accounts. They weren’t buying it. The only thing that I got them to allow me to do was to say that I could continue using “Uncle Larry” but it would have to be under just one account. At that point I had to make a decision and I went with my real name and gave up the “Uncle Larry” account.

Somewhat interestingly, Facebook eventually somewhat embraced the concept of having alternate identities. While they still want everyone to only have one account, they do now allow you to set up PAGES that are connected to your account. What the pages are typically used for are to promote someone’s business – bars and bands being very big. When FB created the Pages concept, I went out and created two that are attached to me – one called “Uncle Larry” and one called “UncleLar”. I did it as placeholders as much as anything. I’ve never built up either page nor have I ever promoted either (still, I can tell from the stats page with the accounts that almost every day someone lands on one or the other pages – whether they are actually looking for ME or not I can’t tell).

This is all background for what I really wanted to talk about. Around a month ago, Facebook announced that they were going to allow members to claim vanity or user names. Previously, if I wanted to direct someone to my Facebook account, I’d have to sent them to a url of something like www.Facebook.com/48535683, something that’s not very user friendly nor easily remembered. With my own defined username, I could tell someone to go to www.Facebook.com/LarryFall or www.Facebook.com/UncleLarry.

One problem though. Again, you could only have ONE username. That meant that I’d have to make a choice between LarryFall, UncleLarry, UncleLar, or whatever else I might come up with. I’d also have to be the first to claim it too. The gold rush for names was scheduled for midnight last night.

I did have one potential out to my dilemma. In addition to allowing vanity names for users, Facebook wisely announced vanity names for the aforementioned PAGES. That meant that I could claim LarryFall for my user name, while also nabbing UncleLarry and UncleLar for my page names.

One catch. however. There was a temporary restriction placed on the Pages. In order to claim a name for your page during the first two weeks of availability, your page would have had to have been created before May 9th (that’s the day that they announced the vanity names function and FB didn’t want people creating a bunch of pages just to grab up vanity names) – no problem for me I was on the Page thing at least a year or so ago, AND the page must have at least 1000 fans – oops, maybe I should have promoted those pages after all. I still had an out though. After two weeks, FB was opening up Pages to all so as long as UncleLarry and UncleLar didn’t get grabbed up early I could still claim them.

So at the witching hour last night, I sat down to claim my vanity name. Not surprisingly, LarryFall was available – and, just to check, so were UncleLar and UncleLarry. Last chance to change my mind (FB says there’s no going back on your decision – what you pick stays with you – they’ll have to figure out what to do about divorcees later).

I actually went with larry.fall as my username. Somewhat interestingly, I discovered this morning that larryfall and larry.fall both redirect to me (as does Larry.Fall etc – evidently capitalization doesn’t matter).

But now comes the bad news. Some jamoke picked UncleLar so I’m not going to be able to grab it in two weeks. Bah hiss. UncleLarry is still available so I’m keeping my fingers crossed. On a face-to-face basis, more people know me as Uncle Larry than UncleLar. On an internet basis, the reverse is true. People on the web know me as UncleLar not Uncle Larry. Oh well, life can’t always be perfect (at least I own UncleLar.com – which btw, I’m finally getting around to doing something with in my spare time).

I am putting up this long winded post for a reason. Facebook is around to stay at least for a while (and probably an eternity in Internet years). I would encourage everyone in the family to go out and join even if they don’t think they will ever use it. You just might change your mind down the road when it will be too late to grab your own name.

As I write this – MarilynBergquist, SteveFall, KenFall, GaryFall, and RonFall are all still available (some of the second generation Falls are already gone – ChrisFall and Shannon Hill for example – although our Chris is friends with the other Chris).

Go get your names!

BTW – it’s a good way to connect with old friends like from high school. There are 25 people from my HS graduating class on Facebook. Marilyn – there are 44 from your class some of whom’s names l recognize like Lindy, Steve Breffit, Marilyn Shriver, etc. Steve and Ken – there are 57 from each of your classes. Ron and Gary – I don’t remember your graduation years so you’re on your own.

Coaches vs Cancer

This past weekend was the annual Penn State Coaches vs Cancer golf tournament run by the Nittany Lion basketball team. I used to play in it but the cost has gotten a little prohibitive (I was ok at $250, still played when they went to $325, but when it jumped to $500 three years ago, I elected to retire from competition). My contribution is now limited to volunteering to help out on the course.

You can catch me making a background appearance at the 6:30 mark in this video (I’m the guy in the bright red volunteer shirt – wearing three layers I might add so despite my earlier post about putting weight back on I’m not quite as big as the video would suggest).

The guy who shot the video also took this photo which he just sent to me (I’ve got FOUR layers on here – the weather wasn’t cooperating much). The girl in the photo was my partner on the hole that we worked for the tournament. She is the daughter of a girl that I used to live with (platonically) in Pittsburgh in the late 70s.

Stacey Wild and me
Stacey Wild and me

Oops…

I don’t think there’s any doubt that I’ve got most of my health back – and I most definitely have my appetite back.

Last year I had quite a momentous occasion when I stepped on my digital scale the Friday of Labor Day Weekend and saw that the first digit was a “1” for the first time in probably well over a decade. Yesterday, I had the reverse experience. I stepped on the scale and the first digit was a “2” for the first time in about nine months.

That means that I’ve put all the weight, and more, back on that I lost due to the pneumonia. Tomorrow I’m going to start on an exercise campaign and try to get my weight back down to 190.

A momentous techno-geek moment

I have broken the terabyte barrier.

I had a little technical problem last week which led to this momentous occasion.

I’ve been somewhat in the market for a new computer for quite a while. My computer went down almost a year ago and I had to fall back to an older slower one so I’ve been semi-looking around but never got around to pulling the trigger on a purchase. The inevitable happened last weekend when my backup machine seized up (I still had my IBM ThinkPad so I wasn’t completely cut off from the world) so I suddenly got more serious about getting a new one.

I happened to find a pretty good deal online from Best Buy. A two day Memorial Day Special on an HP machine (IBM sold off their PC business to Lenovo a couple of years ago, so I don’t have the IBM brand loyalty as much anymore – still get an employee discount at Lenovo though so I am a little predisposed to buying from them).

The HP machine came 2.5 GHz Pentium Dual-Core processor, 640 GB hard drive, and a 19 inch widescreen monitor. Best Buy’s Memorial Day special was $180 off which brought its price down to $499. I did my homework on the processor and while it wasn’t the latest Quad-Core, the reviews that I read called the processor a good deal (according to the reviews the processor lacks a couple of video instructions that mean that it wouldn’t be a good choice if you do much video editing but that’s something I haven’t gotten into yet). The $180 off deal got the machine into the price range that I was looking for and it was available at my local store so I jumped at it.

The machine did have a couple of shortcomings (only has one DVD drive and only supports one monitor, for example) but with the parts I have laying around the house, I figured I could address those. And it’s all those parts that led to my terabyte barrier breakthrough. With the purchase of the new computer, I decided it was probably time to do something with all these computers/parts that I have laying around. Some of the stuff works, some doesn’t – but just tossing electronics in the trash isn’t a good idea (and probably against the law to boot).

One thing that I was particularly concerned about was my hard drives. While I’m not normally a paranoid individual there’s undoubtedly information on them that could be put to use by nefarious souls. There’s also possibly stuff on them that I might want to keep (while I do back things up, like most people I don’t do it often nor thoroughly enough). Both of those considerations led me to get an external hard drive enclosure where I could install a drive from one of my other computers, dig through it looking for anything that I might need, then thoroughly erase it.

For a couple of years, I’ve had an 250GB external hard drive that I’ve attached to my computers that I primarily use for backup. It’s USB attached so I can easily move it from machine to machine (or hook it up to my ThinkPad). It was the first thing (after the internet connection) that I hooked up to my new computer. Now with my new enclosure, I just bumped my storage up even higher, It occurred to me that with my largest extra internal drive (120GB) installed, I’d be over the terabyte barrier (640GB + 250GM + 120GB = 1.01TB).

Here’s what makes that number really hit home with me.

Most of my time in IBM was spent marketing mainframe computers. Back in “my day”, a terabyte of storage meant a lot. This photo is of the IBM 3390 Direct Access Storage Device which was a breakthrough drive when we announced it.

3390 DASD

The 3390 is the device in the front next to the man. He’s standing by a string of 3390s (three of them) which are attached to the controller just to the left of the string. Behind the 3390s is a string of 3380s which the 90s replaced. The 3390 was introduced in November of 1989 so it’s just about 20 years ago (it was one of the products that I had responsibility for marketing when I lived in Chicago back then).

Here’s where things start to get mind boggling. The string of 3390 DASD that the guy in the photo is standing next to would typically sell for about $750,000. The string would hold a max of 68.1GB. To store a terabyte of data, you would need a string of 15 of these devices at a cost of well over $10,000,000. You’d also need a large well air conditioned room to hold them (they usually sat in a darkened room just off of the main computer room typically called the DASD farm). If I remember correctly, Sears/Allstate and State Farm were the first customers in the area to break through the terabyte barrier.

Today, you can buy a terabyte of storage that will sit on your desk for under $100.

In my wildest dreams I never would have imagined that I’d have a home computer with a terabyte of data storage.

Weird Journey

No – I’m not talking about a strange trip that I’ve made. I’m referring to the rock band Journey – or more specifically their song “Don’t Stop Believing”.

First some background.

In case the song doesn’t ring a bell (it should because it’s one of the most popular, and overplayed, hits ever), here’s Journey doing the original.

One of the reasons, that I enjoy the song so much is that my oft mentioned favorite local band, JR and Natalie, covers the song. Here’s the band doing part of the song during Penn State’s THON Dance Marathon.

A momentarily detour on the Journey

Having a thing for the song sometimes has an unfortunate side effect. In case you don’t remember, the song was an integral part of the final scene of “The Sopranos”. Unfortunately, it ruined the scene for me, because the whole time that I’m watching it, I can’t help but think of JR and Natalie singing the song. Here’s the scene.

So where’s this Journey headed?

I’m a big fan of using RSS feeds to follow various blogs/websites that I have an interest in. I use Feedly to manage the 113 sites that I subscribe to. Feedly helps present the latest info to me in somewhat of a structured manner without it I’d be lost. I usually check Feedly a couple of times a day to see what’s going on.

As is usual, one of the first things I did this morning was to check Feedly. Low and behold, within minutes of each other, two of the most prolific sites that I follow, Julia Allison’s “Non Society” and John Dvorak’s “Dvorak Uncensored” made posts on two unrelated “Don’t Stop Believing” videos.

I thought that was quite weird.

Follow–up

By the way, both of the videos are worth sharing.

First. Julia posted this video from the new TV show “Glee”.

Then Dvorak posted this hilarious spoof of the song.

Props to Talor Battle…

Who you ask?

Talor is Penn State’s sophomore point guard. He was an unherald recruit (at least on the national scene) but, before he’s done, might go down as Penn State’s best ever basketball player (heck, some think he already is).

Halfway through the Big Ten season, Talor was the odds on favorite to be named the Big Ten Player of the Year. He faltered a little coming down the stretch (quite possibly due to worrying about his mom who suffered a mild heart attach right at the point that Talor began to struggle) but still managed to make first team all Big Ten.

Unfortunately, PSU came up just short of getting an invite to the NCAAs (despite finishing fourth in the conference and just missing a win in our last game at Iowa, two OTs and we had shots at the end of regulation and the first OT to win it, which would have put us in second place in the Big Ten and locked up a bid for sure).

We did, however, receive a bid to the NIT and the first game was last night. In the game, Talor came up with one his miraculous finishes that he’s starting to become famous for on campus. First, to set the stage, here’s what he did at the end of our game with Illinois when we were down one with seconds to go. He dribbled the length of the court, passed all five Illinois defenders and scored the winning bucket with .3 seconds left.

Here’s a fans video from the upper deck.

In the aforementioned Iowa game, Battle almost topped that. We were down nine points with 2:23 to play. Over the next two minutes Battle scored 12 straight points to tie the game up, then just missed a three point at the buzzer that would have won it (sorry no video).

But he did top it last night. We were down three with 4.8 second left when the following happened.

We went on to win it in overtime.

The kid is just amazing and we get to watch him for two more years.

THON on NBC’s Today Show

The Today Show did a nice story on THON.

C. Tod Jeffers (1941-2009)

tod-jeffersMy long time friend Tod Jeffers passed away after suffering a sudden heart attack in his sleep Saturday night.  Tod had a previous attack about ten years ago but had hoped that was all in his past.

The radio station in Wheeling WV that Tod has been working for the last few years ran several tributes to him yesterday.  Here’s the local TV news announcement of Tod’s passing.

Tod Jeffers in memorium

Here’s his obituary as it appears this morning in several papers in Pennsylvania and West Virginia.

Charles Tod Jeffers

April 22, 1941 – March 1, 2009 Charles Tod Jeffers, 67, of Wheeling, W.V., died suddenly at home, on Sunday, March 1, 2009. He was born on April 22, 1941, in Glen Dale, W.V., the son of the late Charles W. and Hazel Baker Jeffers.

Tod was a 1959 graduate of Moundsville High School and attended WLSC and Penn State University. He was U.S. Army Veteran serving in Greece, where he learned to speak the language fluently. Tod lived for the radio, broadcasting for over 45 years. He began his radio career while serving in Athens, Greece. After returning to the states, he continued that career at WMOD in Moundsville, WHLL-1600 in Wheeling (currently WKKX-1600), WWVA in Wheeling, WMAJ in State College, Pa., KLNK in Oklahoma City, Okla., WBNS in Columbus, Ohio, KOOL-94FM, then Z107FM in Harrisburg, Pa. He then made his final journey back to his roots in the Ohio Valley at AM1600-WKKX, where he hosted “Jeffers and Company”.

Throughout his career, he has interviewed many celebrities. Tod loved the people in the Ohio Valley. He was a pilot, an avid golfer, and quite a storyteller. He was a big West Virginia Mountaineer Fan; but Penn State held a large part of his heart. He was a season ticket holder at Beaver Stadium since 1965. He was “the voice” of the Penn State Men’s Basketball and Wrestling Programs.

Tod is survived by his daughter, Vicki Hoak (Russ Allen), of Chippewa Township, Pa.; a son, Andy Jeffers, of State College, Pa.; his grandchildren, Matt Hoak, of Vienna, Va., Danielle Hoak, of Chippewa Township, and Jasa Jeffers, of State College; his brothers, Toby (Kathy) Jeffers, of Beaver, Pa., and Jay (Kathy) Jeffers, of Moundsville; a sister, Marla (Ed) Rogerson, of Lake Arrowhead, Calif.; and his beloved pet and companion, Mikey, who will be lost without his faithful friend.

Tod will be deeply missed by all his family, friends, co-workers, and his many devoted listeners. Family will receive friends on Wednesday from 2-4 and 6-8 p.m. at Grisell Funeral Home & Crematory, 400 Jefferson Avenue, Moundsville, where Memorial Services will be held on Thursday at 4 p.m., with Mike Eskridge officiating. Private interment will be held at the convenience of the family. Sympathy expressions at grisellfuneralhomes.com.

Tod will be sorely missed. He had an incredible ability to be at home in just about any environment. Wherever he went, he would quickly become the center of attention as he would hold court with his tales. As tall as they seemed to many, having been an integral part of more than just a few, I must admit that he stuck pretty much to the truth yet still managed to make them seem wildly entertaining.

Listeners to his radio show, in response to a poll asking how Tod would be remembered, overwhelming described answered as a “storyteller”. Nothing could be more accurate.

My condolences go out to his brothers and sister, his children, and his grandchildren. His oldest grandson, Matt, graduated from Penn State two years ago. Tod and I used to joke about how he was apt to soon become a great grandfather. Sadly he won’t see that day.

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